On February 21, 2026…

join me in celebrating the official debut of my cougar era

Details

Doors and bottles open 6:00 PM

Hors d’oeuvres begin 7:00 PM

Food & drinks flow all night

We disappear at midnight

The Battery

San Francisco

Limited hotel block available. Contact brian@thebatterysf.com

Dress Accordingly.

Cocktail attire required. Fur optional.

The Vibe

Guest list closed

  • "Extra is encouraged. Subtle is suspicious."

    ChatGPT

  • "You don't understand! This is an Alaia!"

    Cher Horowitz

  • "Brilliant. Five stars."

    Kenneth John Roa

  • "I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties."

    Samantha Jones

  • "Someone's gotta come with Life Alert and bubble wrap the stairs."

    Jeremy Mak

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